CONFUSED MAN

MilesTones: Write Brain Super Dooper Bloopers

Rev. Austin Miles FAMILY, FEATURED ARTICLES, HUMOR, U.S. NEWS 2 Comments

By Rev. Austin Miles It is always good to start each day with a laugh. Indeed, I would never leave home without it. My first laugh of the day is found in the local morning newspapers, which usually keeps me lighthearted for the rest of the day. For instance, one news story told of a truck driver in California on a busy freeway rushing to his destination, when the merchandise he was transporting spilled out …

CONFUSED MAN

BREAKING! Rev. Austin Miles NOT Seeking Sex-Change Surgery!

Rev. Austin Miles FEATURED ARTICLES, HUMOR 4 Comments

by Rev. Austin Miles MilesTones: Many, including this writer, literally fell out of their chairs this morning when the news headline broke and appeared on in-boxes throughout America and Europe. It caused conservatives to choke on their coffee as social media lit up, while frantic phone calls were dispatched throughout the land. It all started with my story: “Sex-Change Surgery Halted at John Hopkins Hospital.” This is a factual account as to why the famed …

Cruz Christmas

Ted Cruz Hilarious Christmas Campaign Video

Greg Holt ELECTION 2016, FEATURED ARTICLES, HUMOR, POLITICAL, U.S. NEWS 3 Comments

Written by Derek Hunter Texas Senator Ted Cruz famously read “Green Eggs And Ham” during his epic filibuster against Obamacare. Now he’s mocking that and Democrats with his latest campaign video: Cruz Christmas Classics. In less than 24 hours the video has garnered nearly 700,000 views on YouTube. The video is of Cruz and his family sitting on a couch as the Senator reads the following “classic” books by Democrats: Rudolph the Underemployed Reindeer The …

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Send in the Clowns!

Lyle Rapacki BODY OF CHRIST, FAMILY, FEATURED ARTICLES, HUMOR 0 Comments

Among the many changes occurring in our country the ability and freedom to laugh at ourselves is, and has, quickly become a victim of a dastardly disease called “political correctness.”  I personally think it is more the “humbug” virus that seems to infect many without regard to education or social status, political or financial standing.  The humbug virus really manifests during seasons of joy like Thanksgiving and Christmas, but a growing body of evidence depicts …

*God Laundry

Reckless Words

cherylz1961 BIBLE STUDY / DEVOTIONALS, BODY OF CHRIST, BREAKING NEWS, FAMILY, FEATURED ARTICLES, HUMOR, TEENS-KIDS 1 Comment

“Lord, make my words as sweet as honey for tomorrow I may have to eat them.”  ~ Anonymous “Whoever guards his mouth and tongue keeps his soul from troubles.”  Proverbs 21:23
(NKJV) “The words of the reckless pierce like swords,but the tongue of the wise brings healing.” Proverbs 12:18
(NIV) After regrettable words leave our lips, they seem to hang frozen in the air for an eternity. Those within earshot share in our awkward moment as everyone thinks, “Did …

Charlie Brown xmas

Charlie Brown Christmas Special: What You May Not Know

Greg Holt BODY OF CHRIST, FAMILY, HUMOR, TEENS-KIDS 0 Comments

  Multiple generations now have grown up loving A Charlie Brown Christmas, and new generations will probably continue to do so. But did you know that the beloved Peanuts Christmas special almost didn’t air? Media producer and writer Lee Habeeb tells World Magazine some of the issues CBS initially had with the episode: “[Charles Schulz] put together a very unconventional program. First, children voiced over the children’s parts. This was something that the CBS executives …

*Snowman Face

What Face Did YOU Put On Today??

cherylz1961 BODY OF CHRIST, BREAKING NEWS, EVANGELISM, FAMILY, FEATURED ARTICLES, HUMOR, REVIVAL, TEENS-KIDS 0 Comments

Are you wearing a face of JOY and LOVE today?? Remember the Great Commission! We need to share the JOY of Christ with others and be a living witness to all mankind. Our face should reflect the love of Christ today, tomorrow, and always.  “Clap your hands, all you nations; shout to God with cries of joy.” Psalm 47:1 (NIV) ” May the God of hope fill you with all joy and peace as you …

Sneakin into the usa

Sneakin into the USA…

Lyle Rapacki FEATURED ARTICLES, HUMOR 0 Comments

The security issues surrounding the open-border of the United States are horrendous! The Following IS funny, although sadly true. But in true American “exceptionalism” you will enjoy this Catchy Tune:  Sneakin into the USA; http://www.safeshare.tv/w/eUqDmyBbir Lyle Rapacki LYLE J. RAPACKI, Ph.D. is a Protective Intelligence and Threat Assessment Specialist and private-sector Intelligence Analyst. He has provided Intelligence Briefings to selected members of the Arizona State Legislature on Border Security and related threats to State sovereignty …