It is said that when you write a commentary or column, you should write in such a manner that ALL can understand the point(s) you are endeavoring to make. Well…I am not a journalist, nor have I slept at a Holiday Inn recently so as to play one. I am certain that what follows will not be understood by any reader under the age of 58. For readers from 60 years and above, not only will you immediately grasp the following language, but you will also have come flooding back to memories the place and situation most likely you heard the following prose. Smiles will ensue, maybe some tears of sweet memory, maybe even some contemplation after all these years when such profound statements of life were first uttered, and probably not in a moment of intellectual insight, but rather a moment of life as you knew it at that moment being at a crossroads!
HOME SCHOOLING “back in the day” was far more than merely “readin, riting, and rithmatic.” Home schooling as I grew up and remember was about “life lessons” and “character development.” And we, as a nation, have truly lost these vital lessons. I might add you learned some of these same qualities in school where teachers, and definitely principals, did not concern themselves with political correctness or coddling little buttercups as we now have to contend with, even at university levels. But I digress. Home schooling was a regular class that carried forward until such time as you “graduated” which meant at 21 years old when society deemed you should have learned by then, and now you are ready to assume some role as a productive member. All those years of home schooling would then begin to make perfect sense. Too bad we don’t have such advance education today as we did yesteryear.
So…for those of you old enough to understand and appreciate, enjoy the following “life lessons” and sayings from two teachers who knew you inside and out, you Mom and Dad. I think you will agree that the following pronouncements truly represent a form of Home Schooling terribly missing today.
HOME SCHOOLING…a look at history many in our country still can recall; sadly, so many more have no idea of and most likely will view as mean-spirited:
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
“If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.”
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
“You better pray that will come out of the carpet.”
3. My father taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
“If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!”
4. My father taught me LOGIC.
“Because I said so, that’s why.”
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
“If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you’re not going to the store with me.”
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
“Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.”
7. My father taught me IRONY.
“Keep crying, and I’ll give you something to cry about.”
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
“Shut your mouth and eat your supper.”
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
“Just you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!”
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
“You’ll sit there until all that spinach is gone.”
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
“This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.”
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
“If I told you once, I’ve told you a million times, don’t exaggerate!”
13. My father taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
“I brought you into this world, and I can take you out…”
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
“Stop acting like your father!”
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
“There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t have wonderful parents like you do.”
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
“Just wait until we get home.”
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
“You are going to get it from your father when you get home!”
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
“If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way.”
19. My mother taught me ESP.
“Put your sweater on; don’t you think I know when you are cold?”
20. My father taught me HUMOR.
“When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.”
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
“If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.”
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
“You’re just like your father.”
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
“Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?”
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
“When you get to be my age, you’ll understand.
25. My father taught me about JUSTICE.
.”One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!”
These are exact words and lessons from two really profound teachers, who, I will admit, at the time, I really thought were not as gorgeous as my fourth grade teacher Miss Sullivan, or as really cool as my sixth grade teacher Mrs. Hazelton, or as funny as my eighth grade teacher Mr. Sachs. But somehow, someway, not only did I survive Home School, I actually learned a great deal more than I think my home school teachers realized or prayed for. For those who went through the truly amazing years of the 1950s and very early 1960s, I think we were given gifts of learning that have served us, and those we touched along the way, quite well. It is sad to not see, or at least very often, other students blessed to be “Home Schooled” in a manner and fashion that far exceeds “readin, riting, rithmatic” (if your younger than 58, I know you were not taught the “Three Rs”). When I attended Northern Arizona University, a motto was: “To be educated is to be more human.” Might seem corny, but my becoming educated and developed to become more human, more caring and considerate of others, began long prior to my acceptance at the university.
LYLE J. RAPACKI, Ph.D. is an intelligence and threat assessment specialist who has provided intelligence briefings and consultations to selected members of the Arizona State Legislature since May of 2010, on matters addressing Border Security and threats to State sovereignty. His briefings have enlarged to other elected and law enforcement officials across the country. He is most privileged to Sound the Shofar of Warning to the Remnant Church on the coming threats. Dr. Rapacki is the author of the Amazon Kindle booklet: “Our Forefathers truly Appealed to Heaven” $5 at Amazon Kindle.
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